The site only works in French for now and that’s a shame. They used a nifty voice synthesis software that lets you customize the naughty pitch of the hot guy above. We had him tells us: “Hillary, now is your turn to really enjoy your Crystal Glams. You’re so much sexier than Sarah. Come to New York with me and I’ll make you forget Obama.”

However, the suspension of disbelief will only work if you shave your legs, paint your toes and vote Republican. But French model Lorenzo Antoni is a sex, party and language-agnostic eye candy.